Company Of St Jude

Si deum irrites unum, sescenti tibi iam supersint
If you piss off one god, you've still got 600 left.

Fac homini aliis, atqui fac prius
Do unto others, but do it first

Beati pauperes, quoniam tanto plus pecuniae nobis reliquis relinquunt
Blessed are the poor, because they leave so much more money for the rest of us

Beati mites, quoniam istis in ordine stantibus anteponere nosmet ipsos possumus
Blessed are the meek, because we can cut in front of them in queues

Suntne illi cultri tam acuti quam esse videntur?
Are those knives as sharp as they look?

Nisi mecum concubueris, phobistae vicerint
If you won't sleep with me, the terrorists will have won

Amamus vestras currus immanes, cibum festinanter paratum, et cultum saevum!
We love your big chariots, fast food, and violent culture!

Odimus duces nostros improbos pravosque!
We hate our wicked and corrupt leaders!

Diabolus me coegit peccare!
The devil made me do it!